Brett Fart

While my class was out at recess, I can hear the second graders getting on their coats and hats in the "hall" (we don't have walls, so "hall" is a relative term). This is a conversation I overheard between two second graders:

"One time I saw Brett Favre riding around in a ferrari."

"Who's Brett Fart?"

"Not Brett FART. Brett FAVRE! He had a ferrari."

"He's too cheap for a ferrari!"

"Cheap?!? He's got like, a thousand dollars!"